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satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission.

festus-nuggets:

my chem teacher asked us to write an introductory letter about ourselves, and one of the questions he asked us was “What it takes for you to be successful in school” so I just wrote “I need a teacher that I have good chemistry with.”

heartholds:

i want to sleep next to you. i want to sleep next to you and i want to wake up in the middle of the night and roll over and kiss you and know that you aren’t going anywhere. 

supersmashthestatebros:

"oh, I’m sorry kid, you can’t be in here without adult supervision"

"it’s okay, the government is watching me"

wishonastarx3:

car-princess:

sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

So true

i can’t explain how angry it makes me feel

asian:

Hi guys!
So I’m hosting my final Tumblr Meet Up at Huntington Beach this year! Last year I hosted it at Toronto, Canada and it was a major success. I have noticed that there are a tremendous amount of people from California, so I hope this event will be very successful as well.
So here are the details:
Date: Sunday, August 10th, 2014
Location: Huntington Beach, California
Time: 12 pm noon
Where to meet: Huntington Beach Pier
Activities: Beach volleyball, hanging out at the beach, socializing, food and drinks are a possibility. 
This is a public venue so there would be absolutely no cost at all. Please RSVP to this facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/320260051482157
If you do not have a facebook, message me on tumblr with details on:
how many are attending:
names of attendees:
I hope to see you all there!

asian:

Hi guys!

So I’m hosting my final Tumblr Meet Up at Huntington Beach this year! Last year I hosted it at Toronto, Canada and it was a major success. I have noticed that there are a tremendous amount of people from California, so I hope this event will be very successful as well.

So here are the details:

  • Date: Sunday, August 10th, 2014
  • Location: Huntington Beach, California
  • Time: 12 pm noon
  • Where to meet: Huntington Beach Pier
  • Activities: Beach volleyball, hanging out at the beach, socializing, food and drinks are a possibility. 

This is a public venue so there would be absolutely no cost at all. Please RSVP to this facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/320260051482157

If you do not have a facebook, message me on tumblr with details on:

  1. how many are attending:
  2. names of attendees:

I hope to see you all there!

solardrift:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

sexualremarks:

whorville:

Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women

"men don’t ever face sexism."

wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism